“You should’ve gone to China, you know, ‘cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.”—Ellen Page, you’re my hero.
Dylan Delaney Anuhea Chaffin. I rarely get called my middle names. haha.
Likes: Cold weather, Chai tea, water, bonfires, the sound of Jerry Jones screaming into a microphone, arguing, writing, poetry slams, laughing until I go silent, snakebite piercings, Jamba juice, bubble tea, tattoos, chinese culture, musicals, seeing family, driving at night, owls, being up late at night and starting to speak in incoherent sentences; i.e. “You know what Jen, they should have a service where men come up to our doors and marry us.” Oversized t-shirts, old photos and being 16.
Dislikes: Loud people, dishonesty, disloyalty, people being rude for no reason, feeling lazy, feeling upset, getting stuck behind tourists in traffic, nitpicking, feeling the heat from a cellphone, sticky things, and windchimes.