My sister is blasting Bloodhound Gang right now
This is the first time I’ve heard Bad Touch in 2 years
did I just make plans to live in Missoula next summer with one of my guy friends? quite possibly.
so like most, it takes a lot for me to get really angry, but when I do. Get out of my way.
59801: so a man goes into to see the orthodontist. “i see the steel plate i put in a couple months ago has corroded, have you been eating a lot of hollandaise sauce?” the orthodontist asked. the man, his mouth held open by the orthodontist, gargled in agreement. “the lemon juice in the hollandaise sauce…
Caffeine buzzes make me think about weird things.
Like, did I have a twin that I ate in Utero?
54.5 hours this pay period. I feel like a BOSS.
sometimes on days where I just can’t handle people (like today) I sit in bed and close my eyes and play Ed Sheeran and everything in my mind comes to an abrupt ending and I feel much, much better.
01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
That awkward moment when “Ayo gurl, what’s your nationality?” becomes the new “Ayo gurl, what’s yo sign?”
OH GOD THERE WAS A LOUD THUD AND CRASH OUTSIDE IN...
seriously though, why isn’t there a thai restaurant that will deliver me curry at 3am
Just stepped on a clear thumbtack. It went all the...