June 2012
My sister is blasting Bloodhound Gang right now
This is the first time I’ve heard Bad Touch in 2 years
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did I just make plans to live in Missoula next summer with one of my guy friends?
quite possibly.
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so like most, it takes a lot for me to get really angry, but when I do. Get out of my way.
yup. →
59801:
so a man goes into to see the orthodontist. “i see the steel plate i put in a couple months ago has corroded, have you been eating a lot of hollandaise sauce?” the orthodontist asked. the man, his mouth held open by the orthodontist, gargled in agreement. “the lemon juice in the hollandaise sauce…
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Caffeine buzzes make me think about weird things.
Like, did I have a twin that I ate in Utero?
54.5 hours this pay period. I feel like a BOSS.
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sometimes on days where I just can’t handle people
(like today)
I sit in bed and close my eyes and play Ed Sheeran and everything in my mind comes to an abrupt ending
and I feel much, much better.
01012012:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
That awkward moment when “Ayo gurl, what’s your nationality?” becomes the new “Ayo gurl, what’s yo sign?”
OH GOD THERE WAS A LOUD THUD AND CRASH OUTSIDE IN...
seriously though, why isn’t there a thai restaurant that will deliver me curry at 3am
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Just stepped on a clear thumbtack. It went all the...
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