The Holy Grail of hangover food: Pineapple and cottage cheese.
Olympic Drinking Game: Take a shot every time you don't know where a country is
me: hospitalized for alcohol poisoning
Aaaaaah fan girl feels
Niece’s boyfriend is a fellow Whovian!
It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.– Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story by Chuck Klosterman (via thechocolatebrigade)
My sister moved to a new house today.
Without the interwebs for a few days, possibly… So I’ll be on a small hiatus/slowly posting what I can. I know. It’s killing me like it’s killing you.
A long time ago I abandoned someone I shouldn’t have, someone I loved more than...– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via askjdhlfsjkhd)
First test and I failed. Jealousy is the ugliest facet of the human consciousness.
mandhelling: how terrifying would it be to have that one anon that wants to touch your butt just come up to you in public, grab a hand full of your ass, whisper your URL in your ear and walk away like nothing happened
You know that feeling that brews in the bottom of your stomach that tells you something is wrong? Trust it. Live it. Learn to love it. It helps you. If you’re smart enough to use it to escape a bad situation before it hits, more power to you. Listen to this feeling, do not ignore it. It will leave you lonely, and battered, and bruised for a little while without apologizing. It will leave...
Move as a total being, and accept things. Just for twenty-four hours, try it -...– Osho (via psych-facts)
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, man? Makin’ fun of...
I just wanna cuddle up in bed all day and watch...
Shitty people do shitty things
But it’s the exceptionally shitty who are naive enough to believe in what they say.